What would you do if you woke up and were in the trunk of a car? I hope you wouldn't do what I do. When I wake up in the trunk of a car, i feel at ease. It's a place for rest. There's no sense in struggling, Cornell's 'College of Engineering' really knows what it's doin'. I like Cadillacs– but I especially love their owners. The trunk of a cadillac is so spacious, I can't help but believe they did it just for me. I am in every Mafia movie ever made, and I was born to be a wise guy. I was made to be cheap– to never pay up. It's all for you, i did it for you. Otherwise, I wouldn't be the Cadillac King.