Oh hi. (Guest Post #3)

Nark. Swim. A heavily guarded position is required and attired. A Swimming Nark. A Nark swims. What is a Nark? Well apparently it swims. I call this thing swimming in front of me Nark. How did it get to this point? I am placed in a water and I meet Nark? My chest navigated. I have very small amount of chest hair and the hairs are all wirey, especially the hairs surrounding my nipples. Nark bites into chest. Onomatopoeia “ouch” not seldom used when with Nark. Oh wait this is a Shark. I get it now.