spare tire?

Okay so I admit it! I'm flirting with her. For christ' sake, how can you crucify a man who has done no wrong? I can't help this. This isn't necessaarily my normal behavior but i'm not normally this attracted to anyone.
Maybe the interest has always been there.If that were the case would my actions be any less wrong? I just need to know because the last thing I need is a lecture, a discourse, a talking to on the evil of deeds. The evil isn't even there!
Heck maybe i've assumed to much. I mean maybe i'm just assuming that you're judging me. But by this point you have to be wagging your goddamn finger. I can't escape my own judgment right now. At least spare me yours.