Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Superstar to the stars

Ashley kelly, superstar to the stars. Crashed a car at age 4 and went on vacation for 2 years. While chillaxing, she met a boy named Tom. Tom and she climbed two mountains in the foothills. They hit it off and had sex. Yes, sex. Sex in the bed. Not on the mountains though. They just went like to his house or something. The details aren't important, what is important is her foot. Herr foot now has herpes on it. She can't have babies now. Tom and she got married in Nevada, the most boring place in the world, and then had dinner. The dinner was mediocre at best. After dinner that got a divorce because the dinner was mediocre at best. This is Ashley Kelly, superstar to the stars.

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