Sunday, February 28, 2010

Swiss Banks

I don't have much money... But I do have this compulsion... this need... this desire to LIE. I just sent the following message to the illustrious Swiss Bank, Credit Suisse:

"I was interested in moving a little cash over to Switzerland for a bit, because we all know the economy's crumbling. I was just curious as to what the minimum deposit required is for account activation. I don't plan on funneling all of my assets over to Europe, just a tidy little sum.
Much Appreciated,
Farrell L. McKenna"

I don't know what's wrong with me...
Hopefully the FBI doesn't knock my door down tonight for fraud. Jesus.

1 comment:

  1. Did you get a response yet? You crazy kid.
    L,
    M & C

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