I don't have much money... But I do have this compulsion... this need... this desire to LIE. I just sent the following message to the illustrious Swiss Bank, Credit Suisse:
"I was interested in moving a little cash over to Switzerland for a bit, because we all know the economy's crumbling. I was just curious as to what the minimum deposit required is for account activation. I don't plan on funneling all of my assets over to Europe, just a tidy little sum.
Farrell L. McKenna"
I don't know what's wrong with me...
Hopefully the FBI doesn't knock my door down tonight for fraud. Jesus.